Famous Quotes from ...

Dorothy Parker

  • Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.... Dorothy Parker {view}
  • The moon's turned black; For I love him, and He didn't love back... Dorothy Parker {view}
  • Prince, a precept I'd leave for you, Coined in Eden, existing yet: Skirt the parlor, and shun the zoo, Women and elephants never forget... Dorothy Parker {view}
  • Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses... Dorothy Parker {view}
  • Every love's the love before in a duller dress... Dorothy Parker {view}
  • I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money.... Dorothy Parker {view}
  • Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Rumania... Dorothy Parker {view}
  • Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.... Dorothy Parker {view}
  • How could they tell? (upon hearing that President Coolidge had died)... Dorothy Parker {view}
  • "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. When the ugly fades away the ugly stands alone. Mary West (1954)... Dorothy Parker {view}
  • Money is only congealed snow.... Dorothy Parker {view}